Tonight I was licensed by my church to preach. They've been letting me preach for the past couple of years, but now they've sort of officially endorsed me to the rest of the world. As a licensed minister I can perform weddings and funerals. I have my first wedding slated for October. It's one of my best friends which I think is pretty cool. She's told me that I can't do any other weddings before hers even if I'm asked, so if anybody wants me to perform a wedding ceremony, you have to wait until after October. I assume I am free to perform funerals before then so it's okay to die at any time.
posted by Jason at 10:53 PM
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aaah. it would be even more perfect if i still worked at a florist. when P.J. gets the bodies, he could recommend you to officiate and me to do the flowers....weddings would work similarly. you could recommend me to do the flowers. if only i would've been able to stay in business until now...
You forgot the part about me killing the person in the operating room and then sending them to P.J. Would that be considered a conflict of interest, me performing a funeral for someone that had died under my care? Or would it just be very suspicious?
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